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cockringtoss:

why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew

(via g-iggle)

— 24 minutes ago with 241438 notes

sameeraatthedisco:

Imagine if Owl City and Ed Sheeran did a song together like imagine how polite and beautiful it would be
Like I’d let my mom listen to that shit

(via pawleenrows)

— 57 minutes ago with 260 notes

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

(via pawleenrows)

— 1 hour ago with 101843 notes

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via g-iggle)

— 4 hours ago with 99753 notes
david-tennant-is-really-sexy:

cuddlyxmedics:

willowwhip:

Just in case you have low self esteem tonight, here is what I think of you.

Pretty much me to everyone.

aaah this is too cute!! remember everyone,you’re flawless and i love you!!!

david-tennant-is-really-sexy:

cuddlyxmedics:

willowwhip:

Just in case you have low self esteem tonight, here is what I think of you.

Pretty much me to everyone.

aaah this is too cute!! remember everyone,you’re flawless and i love you!!!

(via pawleenrows)

— 5 hours ago with 9673 notes